A kid at 78

I’m old, they say.

Behave your age, they say.

Eat properly at your age, they say.

Don’t strain yourself.

Don’t go out too much.

Dress appropriately.

Take it easy.

It’s your age, they say.

Huh? What’s wrong with my age?

People “my age” are fashion models, I say.

“My age” people even climb mountains.

Those “my age” work as chefs, teachers, doctors, surgeons, students,….

“My age” is what I want.

“My Age” is not 78.  “My age” is 15.

Do the new math.